Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Accountant Poem

Our Birth is our Opening Balance!
Our Death is our Closing Balance!
Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities
Our Creative Ideas are our Assets

Heart is our Current Asset
Soul is our Fixed Asset
Brain is our Fixed Deposit
Thinking is our Current Account

Achievements are our Capital
Character & Morals, our Stock-in-Trade
Friends are our General Reserves
Values & Behaviour are our Goodwill

Patience is our Interest Earned
Love is our Dividend
Children are our Bonus Issues
Education is Brands / Patents

Knowledge is our Investment
Experience is our Premium Account
The Aim is to Tally the Balance Sheet Accurately
The Goal is to get the Best Presented Accounts Award.

Some very Good and Very bad things ....
The most destructive habit.......
Worry The greatest Joy.........
Giving The greatest loss.......

Loss of self-respect The most satisfying work........
Helping others The ugliest personality trait.......
Selfishness The most endangered species..... .
Dedicated leaders Our greatest natural resource....

Our youth The greatest 'shot in the arm'........
Encouragement The greatest problem to overcome....
Fear The most effective sleeping pill.......
Peace of mind The most crippling failure disease.....

Excuses The most powerful force in life........
Love The most dangerous act......
A gossipThe world's most incredible computer....
The brain The worst thing to be without....

Hope The deadliest weapon......
The tongue The two most power-filled words.......
'I Can' The greatest asset.......
Faith The most worthless emotion....

Self- pity The most beautiful attire......
SMILE! The most prized possession..
Integrity The most powerful channel of communication.
Prayer The most contagious spirit......

Enthusiasm

Life ends; when you stop Dreaming,
Hope ends; when you stop Believing,
Love ends; when you stop Caring,
And Friendship ends; when you stop Sharing...!!!